FAQ: Frequently Asked (and Not-So-Frequently Asked) Questions
Q: Who are Queen Elizabeth’s Abortions?
A: We’re the echo in your headphones, the chaos in your calm, and the soundtrack to your existential crises. Hank Van Vice leads the charge, backed by Blade (drums), Maverick (bass), Moonchild (keys), and Tempest (guitar). Together, we’re rewriting the rules of music—and maybe reality itself.
Q: What’s the story behind the name?
A: Oh, you mean the part where it’s a symbol of rebellion, art, and pushing boundaries? Or the part where it sparks conversations, confusion, and a few raised eyebrows? Either way, it’s not just a name—it’s a statement.
Q: What’s the deal with this “Shadowglass” and “Echo Keepers” stuff?
A: Ah, you’ve stumbled into the lore. The Shadowglass is a mirror to other realities, and the Echo Keepers are its mysterious guardians. Are they real? Are they metaphors? Are we messing with you? (Yes.) Dive into the music and see what reflections you find.
Q: When are you going on tour?
A: We’re always scheming. Check the Tour section for the latest dates and venues. If you don’t see your city listed, don’t worry—the echoes have a way of spreading.
Q: Where can I get merch?
A: You’ll find exclusive merch in our Store section. T-shirts, posters, vinyl, and maybe a few surprises from the Shadowglass itself. No promises, but keep an eye out.
Q: Is it true Hank once tried to write an entire song in reverse?
A: Not just true—he succeeded. It’s called “Unwind” and, no, we’re not releasing it. Some things are meant to stay in the mirror.
Q: Can I submit fan art or theories?
A: Absolutely. Head over to the Fan Zone, where your creativity becomes part of the legend. We’re always blown away by what you come up with—just don’t blame us if your theories spiral into new dimensions.
Q: What’s the weirdest fan theory you’ve heard?
A: That we’re not a band at all, but a collective of cosmic beings sent to harmonize the universe. (We can neither confirm nor deny this.)
Q: How do I contact you for collaborations or press inquiries?
A: Head to the Contact page, where all roads lead to us. Drop us a line, and let’s make some noise together.
Q: Is the pineapple real?
A: Look, the Talking Pineapple may or may not exist. But if it does, it’s probably somewhere drinking coffee and judging your life choices.
Q: Can music really bend reality?
A: Only one way to find out. Plug in, hit play, and see where the echoes take you.
Q: Can music really bend reality?
A: Only one way to find out. Plug in, hit play, and see where the echoes take you.